Today I learned that Bears are actually aliens...

I have seen many bears in my life time. Polar bears, brown bears, panda bears, you name it. However, I have never even thought about what a bear would look like without its hair. The thought never crossed my mind. AND THEN IT HAPPENED. I was doing my daily redditing when I stumbled across this picture.

 I literally yelled out loud to myself when I saw it. It literally looks like an alien genetically spliced with a sloth and creepy old man naked man. My mind was blown. I will never look at bears the same.

P.S. I prefer this bear image over those creepy hairless bears 

Today I learned that Spongebob is real...

Leave it to those nerdy scientists to name a newly found fungus species Spongiforma squarepantsii. When I saw this headline I got really excited, but when I read the article I was sincerely let down.  This is the newly discovered fungi species that acts like a sponge:

Via Gizmodo

Like, Really?? It isn't even square! Plus it looks too much like a brain not to name it something brainy. Such a let down.  By far, the best science term named after a cartoon character is Sonic Hedgehog, which is both the name of a protein involved with organogenesis and an awesome blue hedgehog that runs really fast. Just saying.

Today I learned that Tyler, the Creator and Chris Brown hate each other...

I follow both Tyler, The Creator (who I blogged about earlier) and Chris Brown on Twitter. Currently they are talking back and forth dissing each other and its hilarious. Tyler's calling him Christopher and saying he needs a timeout and Chris Brown is saying that Tyler looks like an ape (Which I thought was racist but apparently not). Anyway, who ya got in a fight? I kinda wanna go with Tyler, just because hes crazy and hes actually jacked. However, if there is a car window involved.... forget it. Chris Brown beasts car windows.  But I feel like twitter beefs are the new high school drama. OMG IM LIKE SOOOO TOTALLY OVER IT!

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Today I learned that this is one of the saddest days in American history...

Hello everyone. I am in a deep state of mourning as I am sure most of you are. This is truly a day that will live in infamy. Of course I am talking about the tragic news that broke early this morning about the disappearance of Ms. Rebecca Black's masterpiece of a music video from Youtube.  I am sorry it has taken me this long to post this, but I have been in bed crying all day. I know how much this terrible news affects every American's life because Ms. Black is truly the voice of our generation.  I would just advise everyone to stiffen their upper lip, keep their heads high, and go back to their daily routines as hard as it may be. It is what Rebecca would have wanted.

P.S. How was the U.S. government not shut down today? I mean flags should have at least been half mast right?

Today I learned that I need a camera...

I want to post awesome pictures to go along with my awesome blog posts, but I have no way of accomplishing this. "Use you're cellphone camera" you say? I would but the phone that I sport is straight up out of the biblical age.  I'm pretty sure Jesus used my cellphone to invite all his disciples to the last supper. Needless to say I will not using this to take these aforementioned "awesome" photos.  However, I am thinking of upgrading my cellphone soon, so I may just upgrade to one with a high quality camera.  Any suggestion?

My prehistoric phone. Except my camera doesn't work...